All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
how does that bad decision feel?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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