This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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