yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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