don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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