we're blogging at a bar
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
a search helicopter?!
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
