rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
this boner is exhausting
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
