I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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