Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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