I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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