Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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