We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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