I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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