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Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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