omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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