Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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