Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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