why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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