I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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