I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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