So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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