So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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