Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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