You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Let's paint friendship bongs
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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