new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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