He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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