I seem to have left my pride at pride
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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