Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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