shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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