It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Yo dont text me then not text me
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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