....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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