my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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