i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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