I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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