Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive