i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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