READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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