What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
NoShamevember. You game?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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