Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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