doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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