she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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