I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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