thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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