I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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