i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am puke
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
is that a dick in a sweater?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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