I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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