his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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