if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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