The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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