Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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