you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just want nice things and good sex
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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