bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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