Quick, to the slutcave!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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