Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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