Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
as a side note pls kill me
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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