Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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