Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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